a dolly!
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The Lonely Island
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A retarded wizard nukes Los Angeles.
A piece of a golden key sitting upon the numbers 0-3
A lone pirate utters 'arr' at a redheaded beauty with a halo of barbed wire.
Humpty Dumpty (or bigface Phantom of the Opera) doing the can-can in high heels.
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