Coach Mcguirk

Couch McGuirk, from Home Movies. He's pretty awesome.

you read this in my voice

Frankenstein in a red track jacket wondering why he's drinking beer (although the bottle looks more like a retro Sprite drink)

confused dancing turtle

A turtle, who is a magician

professor turtle

This is mah turtle, his name is kelleh

Kelleh the Turtle

picture of turtle with the text {mer

Yourself as a turtle.