Red dolphin seems to have a runny nose....I...guess?
You order a stripper to jump out of a cake and it's a shark instead!
The Illuminati control us all. They are monitoring this game to see how much we know of their plans.
a fat lady eating ice cream
Guy dropped his turd. Pondering how to pick it up.
rotting hotdog is actually an old man who happens to need a cane
the ultimate warrior is bleeding but happy he got a dog for 20 bucks
A guy wants to be just like his horse... let's just hope this doesn't turn out bad o_o
Procrastinator
"What are carrots?", the nerd thought to himself.
Not a vegetarian burger
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