the martians are invading Earth.

A zen monk is meditating while sitting on the toilet.

You're waifu.

A banana strips his own peel while a large strawberry watches. They are both wearing sunglasses.

The perfect cup of coffee.

Your favorite video game.

A living trashcan is wearing a bowler hat, and his bowler hat is wearing a baseball cap. The trashcan does not want to be alive anymore.

The Martian army attacks Earth in order to steal our women, but goes back home when they find out they're all feminists.

An angry child is trying to use the PC with two mice.

A man scrapes the steaming hot, exploded remains of his pet poodle out of his microwave with his bare hands. He is not pleased.

This lil' guy is gonna roll you up in a ball.

A man with a GoPro hat shouting at a man wearing poop for a hat. The poophat man is running away while flies try to eat hits poop.