A Canadian eggplant declares it is, in fact, an eggplant.

ONE HUNDRA DOLLAHS, MUHFUGGUH!

A guy wearing a beanie has become a shrub. He challenges all those that oppose him, whom he calls, "motherfuckers".

Doodle or Die

IT'S MUTHAFUCKIN' HOBBES FROM CALVIN 'N' HOBBES FUCKIN' RUNNIN' AND EVERYTHING HAS A SMILE ON ITS FACE! GODDAMN!

LE MEME FACE ANGRY GUY! SO FUNNY! THIS IS LE PART WHERE YOU LE LAUGH! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

The pink fairy is lost in the ocean.

The black moose goes faster.

A yellow dragon with fire wings and enormous pussy lips pukes fire whilst having chameleon eyes.

A sticknigger tells y'all to be safe.

A charizard is tearing up.

A gay pride Joker card.

A pepperoni pizza has sprouted limbs and eyes, and is on the move.

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