Why DID YOU MAKE SO MANY NANCHOS, THE NANCHO CONVEYOR BELT SYSTEM CAN'T HANDLE THAT DOUCHEBAG.

Gentlemen, I am as of right now, firing. My. Laser. PREPAREYAARHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A vial full of invisible spiders. Approximately 4 mL of invisible spiders.

One man proclaims "I can do that" without realizing that he cannot in fact balance 4 spinning plates on stilts.

A man, who was probably warned about those stairs, continues to fall down an infinite flight of stairs.

Can you see why kids love cinnamon toast pictographs? It's probably because their favorite one is y/11, right?

The mobster kingpin BOYD uses his tommy gun to shoot up something in the background while his lone henchman cheers him on.

One cake to rule them all. One cake to find them. One cake to bring them all and with its three candles feed them.

GO, RHY-HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT THING????

My senpai came in today and gave me the peace sign. She said, ITADAKIMASU! SHE/HE/IT IS KAWAII AS FUCK AND SENPAI NOTICED ME TODAY. SUKIDESU

A young pumpkin fell in love with the perfect hu-man. This produced confused reactions from nearby villagers, but then it turned into money.

In the year 2013, some asshole decided to create the world's most broken EDH general. It has the shittiest art though. Three abilities.