Batman cries out, "My parents are dead!" by some people who are dead, and not his parents, because they were dead before he was batman.

Doodle or Die

Out of the dark nothingness, A MAN WAS FOUND, scowling, he was ready for what lay a head of him.

The donut was crying, because he hates his ugly green and red sprinkles.

The blue man with a green belt was attacked by lightning of orange, and his blue ran out of him, as a red star floated in the sky.

"MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK. NOW I AM ALWAYS YELLING!!!!!!!!!!"

But, in reality, he was a she.

And they exclaimed, altogether, "WHAT?" As the world exploded

An unknown red pokemon spreads it's wings and shoots a whirlwind from them!

THERE WAS NO BEEF!

Gingy, the gingerbread man shook his fist, angrily.

A yellow baseball with a gaping brown mouth states, "I'm a Homer run," oddly enough, he looks like Homer Simpson.

"Error 404. Can't find page, SRY." the computer said.

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