Batman cries out, "My parents are dead!" by some people who are dead, and not his parents, because they were dead before he was batman.

Out of the dark nothingness, A MAN WAS FOUND, scowling, he was ready for what lay a head of him.

The donut was crying, because he hates his ugly green and red sprinkles.

The blue man with a green belt was attacked by lightning of orange, and his blue ran out of him, as a red star floated in the sky.

"MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK. NOW I AM ALWAYS YELLING!!!!!!!!!!"

But, in reality, he was a she.

And they exclaimed, altogether, "WHAT?" As the world exploded

An unknown red pokemon spreads it's wings and shoots a whirlwind from them!

THERE WAS NO BEEF!

Gingy, the gingerbread man shook his fist, angrily.

A yellow baseball with a gaping brown mouth states, "I'm a Homer run," oddly enough, he looks like Homer Simpson.

"Error 404. Can't find page, SRY." the computer said.