Batman cries out, "My parents are dead!" by some people who are dead, and not his parents, because they were dead before he was batman.
Out of the dark nothingness, A MAN WAS FOUND, scowling, he was ready for what lay a head of him.
The donut was crying, because he hates his ugly green and red sprinkles.
The blue man with a green belt was attacked by lightning of orange, and his blue ran out of him, as a red star floated in the sky.
"MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK. NOW I AM ALWAYS YELLING!!!!!!!!!!"
But, in reality, he was a she.
And they exclaimed, altogether, "WHAT?" As the world exploded
An unknown red pokemon spreads it's wings and shoots a whirlwind from them!
THERE WAS NO BEEF!
Gingy, the gingerbread man shook his fist, angrily.
A yellow baseball with a gaping brown mouth states, "I'm a Homer run," oddly enough, he looks like Homer Simpson.
"Error 404. Can't find page, SRY." the computer said.