Freddy Mercury's breast transplant was mostly for the benefit of his adopted snapping turtle.

The 12th exciting chapter of "Red" Richard's incredible adventures, now out on VHS!

Bueno Excellente crusade against crime was not impeded by his transformation into a tomato.

Take your pick: Pregnant baby or Baby who's hallucinogens just kicked in.

Doodle or Die

Detective Bunny has a hard time getting a statement from Mr. Vacuum Cleaner.

Doodle or Die

If Donkey Kong behaved like a real monkey...

FIST! (By the way, you should keep your thumb outside the fist, not inside. Otherwise it's likely to get broken.)

Doodle or Die

Dumbledore knows the answer to life, the universe and everything, but he won't share.

Doodle or Die

The two desert crows can do naught but watch as the Hersheys bar pounds the innocent cactus.

A seemingly untroubled dog nevertheless cries for help as it is being devoured by a snake.

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Cosmic horror spews ink and blood from its ears

Buff naked guy tries to eat a live firework while in the presence of Buff half-naked Jesus.

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