Her hair was so heavy that when she jump, she broke her legs. And as she lay there, pain striken, "2 have...." was all she could manage.

Holly, Who Stole a Cookie from the cookie jar, Held the his treasure and whispered "My Precious!"

"Hory Shiat, This no Phone. This Be Banana!"

A handicap who is afraid to get in the tub

Yes Yes Yes yes yes yes YES

An akward calender pleads with consumers to buy him off the streets for dirt cheap

An Ape Being Pleasured my fish-bug