shark with broken neck wishes he could swim through land, thus rending the earth in two.

a soda machine explodes in a lemonady death

eat shit

Pig man is enjoying his can of whoop-ass

FOR SKYRIM!

a fish with boxing gloves and and overbite, flops upon the land screaming that he must accelerate

Skinny guy being seduced by skittles.

guy who died from cialis?

barkeep asking to be payed for in candy canes, what for? dunno... the other guy can questions the beer.

a blue walrus whose eyes have been stolen stands in the sun?

three men in the oven mitt fight club.

A pile of rocks killing a cat person with its lightsaber, showing a clear disregard for the jedi code