Fanfiction that will never be canon.

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The fanfictions... THE FANFICTIONS... /sob

Either a tall faceless guy, or Slenderman. Most likely the latter.

A tree attempting to sing. Silly tree, you can't do that!

The cabbage guy from Avatar.

Prince Poo holding a floating triangular thing.

A man with an unfortunate (but colorful) digestive system malfunction.

An invisible man shouts "No!" whilst drowning in the sea.

Angry ogre Texas. Complete with white boxers covered in shorts.

The happiest bottle of mustard to ever live.

A stick figure with multiple joins in her legs with extremely large implants that ain't drunk!