Doodle or Die

The Sausage Kingdom greets the arrival of his newborn Sausage prince

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"Your mother sucks cocks in hell" she says.

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Blue naked Orangutan-guy in a box staring at you. He probably wants to have sex.

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Satan is displeased with your cuisine.

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Foreigners talk in a strange language: "Bitiles." says the first, "Yon lun't suy thex." is the answer.

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Basketball worm decapitates himself trying to reach a fly. Oh my god what have you done worm.

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Businessman penguin reminds the good old days of North Pole raves.

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Atlantis seen from the sky after its sinking.

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Floating head frowns over his decapitation caused by a giant hamburger. Even the crowd is astonished.

Pink heron says shit just got real.

Comntemoprary art by Furkefort.

Three ducks walking while a cross with bra flies above.

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