a woven basket of cheap hookers and military issue handguns

No! You're getting mugged!

something nasty. beastiality maybe

blue top hat man falls the fuck over.

a well-hung hippie

our solar system, with a description of where we are and a tasteful addition of jupiter's red spot. NO PLUTOs ALLOWED

an ugly, drug-fueled baboon teaching Michelle Obama how to play guitar.

buff guy in blue sweatpants questions life