Pizza-flavored donut.

A kidney bean spews vomit with carrot chunks.

Godzilla noms some delicious oranges (without peeling!)

A rabbit stares stupidly into the sun, standing still for so long that a caterpillar crawls up its ear. "Bdos," it murmurs.

Doodle or Die

Mother insists that Father go get the beans from the pantry. He refuses. Little Charlie hides under the table and ponders suicide.

A tired ravioli is crushed by the word "piss."

Crayfish stuck to a magnet.

Yellow long-necked man with a Hitler combover and a pair of beady black eyes on his chest humbly requests some boobage.

Flaming skeleton man flips the double bird to nobody in particular.

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