An elf king that takes after the fuhrer Adolf hitler himself.

a pretty blonde girl reveals that you are her son

a brown snail conjuring evil spirits

Doodle or Die

A walking corpse calls you steven

a crab is sneaking up on a drunk townsman, is very well hidden.

close up of jarl balgruf's face but he has a lazy eye.

Doodle or Die

A warframe slicing up a fedora nerd brony.

a brown wall in denial

New Chain

a bowl of rice and a pot of spaghetti square off in a battle of the starches.

Doodle or Die

He lies down on his bed of money, smoking a joint rolled from a 100 note, thanking AT&T for those prepaid minutes.

the eggplant runs for his life as the angry farmer tries to hit him with his car.The sun and cloud watch on with broad smiles.

He grow his beard out, but much to his dismay, still no GF.

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