A meteor hurls toward the Earth, with no time left for The Duck with the Cool Green Shoes to save us all!! :(

The wicked witch of the west comes face to face with a sicknasty penis.

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A man rubs jalapeno oil in his eyes. His friend, who set it up as a Hilarious Prank, tells him he just got "Prank'd Hard". The man is mad.

A wheel of colorful penises aspires to be the next great golfer. Coming to theatres, summer 2012

man holding a helicopter while jumping on corn

a guy smacking a child with a spider

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