Doodle or Die

a manic, overweight man has created a rube goldberg machine that possess a single purpose: to ruthlessly pummel his own prostate

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a rich girl discovers what its like to wash dishes

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keanu reeves is in your brain, and also, hes evil.

our space dad is nowhere to be found :(

kanaya wonders why there are marbles in her koi pond

a clown is doing the splits while a naked prison inmate looks on. he is filled with lust for the clown, but, sadly, he is incarcerated.

hipster with wild beard sits on the floor in despair

pete likes to wear a cute dress

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your stepdad is a really cool golden retriever

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the incredible hulk bashfully accepts a kiss

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soup made of absolutely the worst possible ingredients

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a ghost who is really sad because they can't wear rad shoes

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