Why do you do this
What the fuck is in my pasta though
Why was six afraid of seven?
I hate it when my parents fight.
The teeth are melting out of my butt I guess
I like it when fireflies do this
OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE ON FIRE also I found five dollars
Why is there poop and maggots in my spaghetti?
Tapdancing in the charred remains of a burned down house
Guy gets his head beat in for trying to pump gas but accidentally actually grabbing a dude's hat