A yeti playing chess with an ostrich.

Dumbo, to his horror and dismay, has just found out that his 'trunk snuggles' were being used in grotesque and intimate settings by humans.

A pink cat poos glitter.

A water balloon with legs flies through the air.

The most blatantly uninteresting mathematical equation known to man.

Mr. Lightning is involved in a shocking scandal with a prostitute.

Pamela Anderson juggling mangoes beside the Grand Canyon.

I'm taking a stroll through the park with my wife on a lovely sunny day. Oddly, I'm a large brown nose walking up pink stairs.

Einstein's "special" counterpart riding on a scooter past a grocery store while ranting about his hatred for memes.