Nazi Sherlock Holmes perplexed by the case of the missing proles

Buttchest LAYDAIES on the BUTTVALHALLA MT. Piss a rainbow onto distant greenery. Also squirrel are mackin' hard on deez breasts

John McCain III attempting to enter the "primaries" (genitalia) of another geriatric in the wheelchair in front of him. A++ would buy agai

THE EARTH IS CHIPWRECKED IN THE FACE OF THE RETURN OF THE SQUEAKQUELCOATL. 2012 IS THE END OF DAYS. FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT COMING TO A TOWN NE

Female (princess?????) trying to climb mountain (certain to do so) I RESPECT WOMANS. SEND GIRLFREIEND APPLICATIONS TO-

COOL RAD TAMPON SMOKES A DOPE STICK AND SHRUGS TOWARDS A BITCH WHORE TEASE CANDLE #MENSRIGHTS #FUCKYOUMOM

Jeff, I'm old and tired. Let me die with dignity.

My Little Ewe: Drowning is Friendship

Old man concerned about the lack of grannie knickers in his Kraft (tm) products.

Bearmoose is trying to scare you

Planet, seeking love. want BONES

HAHAH YEAH FUCK YOU APPLE