...Spongebob on crack

Dog hears why did the chicken cross the road joke and tests the waters by passing the road even though he's a dog and the sign says he cant

An acne-prone meteorite pitifully celebrates his birthday alone by shoving a candle atop his head.

Shrek hass just committed murder. He attempts to deny an arrest because he is an ogre, and ogres are above the law. Everybody knows that.

A deformed monkey child sobbing over a dying ant out of view of the camera.

An extremely flexible elephant eating a trapeze artist

An ipod sending signals to the underworld

An anorexic man shoving baby kittens up his nostrils

An ant is bounding gracefully to his nest when out of nowhere some heartless biatch decides to burn his ass.