Pony-Hamlet, lamenting his poor friend Yorick, reciting the most well-known line from the play.

The average SPORE creation.

After achieving the gangsta life, with all the snow he could possibly blow- Jeffery the penguin still could not get over his insecurities

Has your ass been checked? You, right now- check your ass. Is it still there? Good, check that off your to-do list.

Donning it's blue war paint, Earth has decided it was under the oppressive Sun empire for too long and charged forth with it's space bagpipe

Goddamn land-sharks are stealing that guy's land. God damnit. Not again. Those assholes.. just.. fuck...

When no one was looking, the grinch stole 40 christmas trees. That's as many as four 10's, and that's terrible.

You see, this is why you didn't see any female oompaloompas . They're medusas and often petrify their mates, which is why they came to earth

The man was pleased his summon circle worked, and the blue demon Grotulazar was pleased to begin devouring the mortal plane.

Picasso drawing.

Kawai Batman greets a 6ft tall banana.

The Adventures of Variety Jew, and his misshapen flying friends various varying varieties.

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