a girl in a blue dress with a blue halo

A piece of string is in a bar. the bartender tells him that string does not get served in this bar.

pudding can and string telephone

a man's face. he has very small eyes, a nose so large a woman can be tied to it, and moustache

a man with an atari controller looking confused at a tear in the space-time continuum in front of him.

pink and orange triangles incased in ice

4 separate leaves wearing sunglasses, looking at a drop of blood who is also wearing sunglasses

A man taking the gherkin out of his burger, sitting in a Burger King

a vampire holding a bottle of salt and ketchup combined, aptly titled "Saltchup"