Gabe Newell: Pony Slayer.

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A happy little tumour.

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Rebecca Black vs Freddy Kruger.

Jack Skellington smoking a joint.

Robin Williams is "Mrs. Doubtfire"

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Devil, with a sword, humps a walking butt.

Adorable green jello grows arms.

Leprechaun stabs a reverse-Nazi in the back!

Sexy naked Santa.

A guy is complaining that he was always the best, having just received a participation trophy.

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