Doodle or Die

A 12 foot tranny terrifies the city of Hogwarts and Harry Potter.

Samuel Jackson asks illegal immigrants if "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKERS, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

A man with a pointy head and a hole in his only tooth takes off his sunglasses and declares that he is home.

Wrench talks to himself as no one attends his garden party, and just gets high on carrot water instead.

Someone finally spared the world and killed richard simmons

One of those wacky waveable inflatable men tries to control Yoda's mind by lighting him on fire.

A pair of abstract cowboys go to pay their respect to the donut pontif.

Pregnant women being attended to by a poorly drawn doctor dancing with a mannequin

IT WAS THE CHOCOLATE MILK THAT MURDERED MY FIANCE! AND IT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY TO IF IT WEREN`T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS.

Some fat guys with really high blood pressure complain about the things they do in their leisure time.

Diddo is actually the thing from the 1982 horror movie "The Thing". Watch your sorry ass.

"Yer one stupid ass wanker" said the kangaroo.

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