llama in a mailbox

an old man's dying wish is a blowjob by beyonce, so she kind of gives it to him by blowing air on him in a leafblower.

giant booger wonders if smoking lady is his mom

"don't throw the bird at me!" says a man to his angry wife.

very hairy blond woman.

smashing eyes out of an Irishman

greycat?? since when?

King pumpkin is confused because footless man asks how he looks.

turtle seems to give a fuck

hummingbird zebra

Brain watches man and dog on national geographic. Watching it makes the brains medulla become oblong.

the writer: his only weapon is a pen but he can use it to shape fate!! dun dun dun...