What america thinks of while looking at canada eating eggs

What i wish every night, after i watch the pocahantis

What my fantasy wife would look like.

What i think when i see my sister

Man, walks into a bar. Sees his brother and his mom on stage. Its a strip club.

The rose who say his friend the dandilion pollinating with the humming birds

A cannablistic rabbit looking at a onion

Applesauce!

When american crap smells bad

the turd blew the life out of him

The scoring system on america's got talent

New Chain

When pacman realizes he has the bad end of the deal in his own game

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