Frankenstein becomes a butler missing one hand and both feet because he was in a tragic accident during WWII.

Bewbs :3

Fuck this nerd shit, I'll be a hooker.

Red splotch is questioning his existence. He grew up believing that being red made him better than the other colors, but now he isn't sure.

A spider lost 7 of its eyes and four of its legs when a three legged chair fell from the sky. He's not very pleased about it.

Gold digger

My breasts are colder than normal

Krypto the Super Dog is having a wonderful day