That like one of those songs from the radio lately, right?

Rubber bands confess to having no sexual chemistry. This is the least of their worries, as a hungry crocodile is approaching.

A snake is living the dream

A hole in the road disagrees

Very tall woman goes on a date with a tiny sailor. She's having more fun than he is.

One person helps another person pull a Twizzler from their anus on the border of a town called Jackass.

Cat thinks he's people.

Yellow space runner deftly traverses dangerous terrain.

A person is being tortured. It is an unspeakable torture that would break even the most willful spirit.

Zombie tries acupuncture... successfully?

Pimpled orange

A connection, sausage, or Hero. Possibly all three. Also, apprehension. Yeah, play with those.