He has the eyes of his father. No, better. He has ten times the eyes of his father.

Count chocula's secret experiment of making chocolate bars come to life didn't work so well.

Space marines tend to leave quite a mess after dealing with alien invasions. Maybe it's time for SPACE JANITOR!!!

Super Batbaby and Gigantic Night-Tupperware Baby combat crime together

A creative interpretation of this sentence.

So, you're asking me to remove your dog? As in, from existence?

Oilman saves Emily by carrying her trough the fields. Sadly, he leaves a trail wherever he goes.

Damn, that house must be hot.

Dagrons spitting fire. Yes, dagrons. Or maybe Dagtrons? that'd be awesome. Like, robot dragons with stuff and fire.

Shrek decided to seek God by turning into a jew. He doesn't seem to have found Him.

A thus, the Great Sandwich War began.

Mendel tried unsuccessfully with humans with top hats before trying with peas.