A duck, a blue tampon, and a diamond ring are about to walk into a lesbian bar.

An amputee proclaims, 'Fuck this game. CDI sucks!'

Seven gunning down Nine while Six watches

Lazer beam fight between two goblins, one on a bird

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The french waiter accidentally-on-purpose spills the tank of seahorses onto a rude customer's salad.

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A clearly malevolent floating skull makes a single demand of his followers; Fingers. He wants all of the fingers.

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Rockets, alligator/unicorn/dogs, roads, rockets, sex, and boners. Everywhere.

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Red Spy, that sly motherfucker.

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SADNESS WITH WAVY ARMS, NOOOOO

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Fetal pancake. Ew.

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