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I live in constant fear of those dreaded days... Those days... of sales.
It will take me months to become as plentiful as I am before the sales hit. When the sales do hit, a new game is added to the library almost every minute. Where the hell does all this money keep coming from? And where does it go? Only the good Gaben can tell. I can do nothing but endure the constant spending and purchasing of hats, keys, and games that you will probably not even play.
I am love.
I am life.