someone sneezes a giant green ball of mucous

3 blobs trying to gang up on a house

a levitating man kills a woman by eviscerating her uterus

a purple haired anime character is shocked that her creator forgot to give her a nose. GASP!

a pie is saying "fuck yes my nigguh some good ass pie mmm."

New Chain

a giant onyx licking his butthole

The guy above me is telling me to tell you to draw anything you want. If you want, i can tell him that you told me to tell him to fuck off.

Doodle or Die

obama is confused on what to do about russia, so he picks his nose instead

New Chain

The one and only jewish state

a melting ice cream cone is suffocating from lack of oxygen so high up in the sky, and hes next to his buddy ice cream cone

jennifer help her! a cake is about to consume an obese human!

a red line with naughty words underneath it

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