Er mah gerd!

Pajamas.

A pineapple with cars for spikes

Slender man !!

A four legged ant with a trunk and party hat

A green apple.. Plot twist!! It's red!

The person closest to you with a potato hat

Your mothers nose

A cloud in a black background

3 piles of shit

Brown background with a yellow sword perhaps

A cow upside down who obviously doesn't know what animal it is