A coat with eyes on it's testicles and tongues for legs has discovered the secrets of the universe. It ejaculates in excitement.

Squirrel ain't taking no shit today.

"ORLY?" Asks a black, soul-less-eyed, Bart-Simpson-haircut disemodied head.

A tiny goat has been approved by a grandmother.

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Blasters not set to stun. Woops.

New Chain

Micheal Jackson finds a Xbox 360, turns 360 degrees and moonwalks away

New Chain

Robots? More like BROBOTS

Doodle or Die

A man on a deserted island hates the sun

An angry blue flower

Doodle or Die

A Japanese man shoving his face in between a shocked woman's breasts

A stereotypical British man ponders about America

A dog questioning his life as he plummets into a volcano.

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