Incredibly vivid and life-like display of various fruits, arranged in a mouthwatering horn-of-plenty. A true feast for the eyes.

I've had enough of your shift!

Armless McOneboob meets Cap'n Hookpenis

Slammin' body; terrible penmanship!

Approximation of horse with Dow Jones Industrial Average graph tattoo

Creep sneaks a gander at hind quarters of passing lady!

Blue potato sack with a poker face, four chicken feet and labeled "LSP" is upset with puke-green testicle with a mustache in a sombrero.

Larry Bird

Mickey Mouse needs his diaper changed!

Pissed-off Dr. Pinkblob puts on his red wheels and rolls into town.

Peter Steele of Type O Negative on the verge of metamorphosis.

Doodle or Die

Nazi vigilante assumes rude hand gesture against background of erupting fart geysers.

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