Sad looking turd with anime eyes.

A hunchback wizard defeats an evil dragon with blue string.

A Saxophone Crocodile with no arms swears at you.

Doodle or Die

Green man imagines a white man getting praised by pig-like women. The green man feels good about it.

Doodle or Die

NOIR Kermit the frog has sex with his wife under a pink sky.

My wife will clean it up later.

A hamburger with only ketchup and cheese.

Doodle or Die

A man eats the last Pizza in a world. He is now forever trapped only eating Hotdogs for the rest of his life.

Old 4th Hokage is stuck in a Chinese Naruto rip-off

Spiderman going to the museum on a sunnyday.

Glowing snowballs

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