the green man's final act. smoking the world's fattest cigar, he rode upon his unicycle for the last time, and gunned down the audience.

spoon and stick of dynamite are best friends. they've always dreamed of moving to city someday, but now it seems a bit overwhelming...

fat spider-man, wearing only the bottom half of the suit, about to swing on his first web. he says "balls" as he realizes its a bad idea.

furfag, carrot edition

girl blissfully listens to music, despite the fact that it's so bad that it causes her ear to bleed profusely.

push A now to make santa dodge lasers!

New Chain

A talk show for bears.

the smaller koffing head comes to the horrifying realization that he is attached to the deadbeat bigger koffing head forever

The alien race of giant hamburgers has enslaved the alien race of 3-armed people.

you and your damn melon.. just get the hell out.

shark doesn't want any doritos, it just wishes it had tits...

Its glorious. the hero hath returned to his people, and above his head he holds the dragon he hath slain. so beautiful... I might cry

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