Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna.

"In light of this year's incident, I propose that we ignore requests for presents weighing more than 100 kilograms in the future."

"Mr. Tiddles" by JohnEgbert

Ray Sipe

The Secret Lives of Amputated Feet

"The kids will love it, I swear!", said Mike the broadcasting executive shortly before he lost his job.

They can urinate from their fingertips because they have long squiggly arms.

Angry present throws table at man's face.

Chocolate Eclair

Mona Lisa

Living chocolate.

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