An angry pea punches the Starbucks lady in her whore mouth because his mocha espresso had neither mocha nor espresso

Doodle or Die

This tree sucks at frogger.

Your angry, slightly illiterate former friend passes you a scorning note in class.

Chomer Simpsonstein.

A man's sock puppet turns on him, causing him to spew blood out of his head.

A man says hello to kermit's partially disembodied torso.

Gumby's yellow cousin has blue genitalia of impressive girth.

Pepe the chicken turns Super Saiyan.

A charmander drowns in a cake.

A beautiful, insightful rendering of the struggle of man in a modern, post-feminist society. It's a tour de force. Also, a steaming dump.

New Chain

A chain breaker.

Damn.That dog drives a mean drag car. Unfortunately, even in this day and age, dogs face discrimination in pro drag racing.Ride on sparky

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