Crying a river while shitting in it

Stop it with the drugs already.

StarDouche sheds a tear for freedom

A comedian telling a bad joke

Molested redskin fighting an explosion with a bomb.

Reminding yourself of the truth and crying about it.

Retired and fat, Batman decides to return the life of fighting crime after staring at fire.

An ant recording a video of you taking a shower.

New Chain

Flower entering Zen mode and devours the sun.

New Chain

A tornado fighting lavaeruption while cyclops tries to stop it.

surprised poop princess

New Chain

A raging man with a boner

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