galaxy-kin person regrets their decision to actually become outer space

stop touching the sun

blood thirsty spider

somehow santa is the worst criminal in history

no its egg

its DAT BOI!!!

space dude does the fuckin FLUTE

a shrektastic boner

the experience of being turned into a mermaid.

gandalf sitting atop a pile of sewer ick.

>tfw ur tablet breaks

your average 13 year old straight boys