I'm twelve years old and what is this?

A man contemplatively says "next" as he smokes and looks at his desktop computer at his desk.

How many times do I have to tell you, Stephen?

A short, fat child throws his iPhone away and yells "Gross" when he accidentally opens up some pornography.

I love lamp.

Polka.

The only emotions I feel are greed and disgust.

These hats are just too big.

The patriarchy strikes again.

They're after my lucky Jameson!

Two birds being flipped.

Questionable cat.