A potato goes on an opium binge, does not even lose his monocle in the process.

Slice of cheese gains sentience, falls in love with a turnip.

Spongebob puts his clothes on backwards.

Mickey Mouse tries to ignore a tomato that has been following him for several blocks now.

Undercover P.I. infiltrating a street gang is actually an iguana.

Peanut butter cheese was a marketing disaster. What on earth were we thinking? Oh god, my career is over! It's gone, all gone!!!

A man with a lobster claw hand deformity holds a glass of pink lemonade. But his beverage is ruined, there's a big ole fly in it.

An orange man wearing a hat cries because lost his arms in Nam.

A horse that owns a red bucket says, "buck yea." His mentally challenged cousin looks on, uncomprehendingly.

Gay ducks waving a rainbow flag in solidarity.

A Homer Simpson robot is crushed (to death? can robots die?) by a snow cone.

You guys I think this dude is serious, his arms are on fucking fire. Run!!!!