Hell no, Grapes! You know I'm with Strawberries now.

Amanda was very angry that she came in second at the annual tranny marathon.

Andrew decided against buying the semi-automatic carrot gun.

Cell phones gave this purple octopus throat cancer.

A man decides whether to lie about the skull he stole from his Aunt Mary's grave.

I would like to play basketball but the ball got lost somewhere inside my huge nostril.

My desk calendar can shoot four-pointers.

I wish bullies would stop cramming me in to lockers.

As the sun sets and the scene fades to black, Stephanie doesn't realize that when the sun hits the horizon, I will put an end to her life.

Dexter finally lets a blond girl into his Laboratory

The wicked witch of the West is mad that her cat stole her arms.

Don't bleach your swimwear, it will break your heart.