A person who is just too tall for the bed is trying to sleep on the bottom bunk while a disembodied hand is telling them "no no".

Floating black orbs hiding in the bamboo in the dead of winter.

God talking dirty to a winking man on a park bench, and doing a pretty good job of it too.

A pretty pimp jack-o-lantern feeling good about itself but pretty upset that the rest of the world doesn't see how amazing it is.

An arrogant fish with teeth and tiny angel wings.

An awkward bow-tie being dropped out of a military plane screaming 'HOLY COW" as it attempts to land on a little grey platform in the ocean.

A talking picture frame thinks a guy standing in the door is strange for saying it's hot in Autumn.

Man in blue jeans with an expression that says "I'm sexy and I know it". Also, a happy trail.

A dalek singing a platypus to sleep.

A fat hulking (angry) green alien inside the belly of a great brown beast.

Batman beating Jesus in a fist fight.

Modern art in primary colors.