Shrek rapes a ginger

The 9gag orange is horrible and cancer

Worm gets attacked by pink pasta while he eats chestnuts

"Holy shit this spaghetti is so long i wonder if anyone will actually eat it" - Super S'Man,2014

Abraham Lincoln on a penny watches you masturbate while blinking

LAZAGNA GOD

SPIDERMAN ATTACKS WITH HIS BRAND NEW BILLY MAYS APPROVED GREEN WEB

Holy shit,these mosquitos can fart!

Horribly drawn lettuce (Or is it a tank?) wearing a norwegian flag (Or is it France?) with a toothpick on the front (Or is it a cannon?)

Have you ever been so mad you turned full man and punched a lemon?

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