OH BB said the pokemon as she showed you her MASSIVE SACKS OF FLESH

I DON'T CAAAARE!

the box says help. what will you do?

i am a parrot lizard thing. i have strong arms. STRONG.

do you wanna go soemwhere *somewhere with me jaane?

i can see into the universe

there's a comet coming towards earth

YOU GOT CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER!

why is eridan a female fairy i don't get it

why is there bacon coming out of the boobs

there is a large, rabid koala in a tree.