Madonna is secretly a terminator.

Santa Claus got skinny, shaved his beard and joined homestuck.

Cheese burgers = 0% fat. Unless they have a face and a hunger for human flesh.

A silhouette with a black trench coat and top hat has swag, and doesn't understand his given description.

A man with a red crowbar and a sweet green trench-coat about to "fuck shit up".

Some emo dude with orange and yellow horns telling a unicorn that he loves it.

Best response to the zoidberg spamming faggot I've seen all day.

An ugly duckling uncontrollably crying itself to death.

2 guys grabbing their nipples and hugging uncontrollably.

A black man pissing on a smurf.

Table flip. ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻...

A purple monster with very yellow teeth, a very long nose, and red and pink lollipop eyes. He looks angry. (or extremely hungry)