A random passenger aboard M-370 demands access to wifi but uses cellular data instead causing the flight to disappear over the Indian Ocean.
Someone describes the way they enjoy their anal sex
A black circle is thrown at the Magna Carta while a pair of blue scissors are about to murder a crying dog with Down Syndrome.
Spiderman crys after opening a box of Uncle Ben's rice
Becky takes control of her life again and starts taking Myrbetriq to conquer her overactive bladder. It struck back.
xXxPu$$ySlay3r0verlord69xXx360noscope's average weekend.
Cancer
The grand prizes for the super smash tournament.
Chris Brown's math guide to women: Lesson 1: "What to do when the bitch wont shut the fuck up!"
Workplace sexual assault against refrigerators. Its sick and wrong. Raping these poor office appliances because they are "filthy friggers"
A clown. Or I guess it could be a retarded turtle with rainbow colored circles on its head and has a red nose.
Winnie the Pooh accepts a new religion and begins to worship his new savior, Allah.